Congressman Morgan "Woodbooger" Griffith’s New Diet Plan: One Gummy, Zero Complaints
By: The Mountain Bee Editorial Board
Southwest VA — Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith has cracked the code on rising grocery bills, high electric rates, and angry voters. His solution? Hemp gummies.
This week Griffith rolled out draft legislation to regulate consumable hemp products, winning praise from the CBD industry and the Tech Billionaire Boys Club. They called him a leader. Around here, we call it what it is: a diet plan for broke folks.
Griffith knows hungry voters are angry voters. But if enough people chew on CBD candy, maybe they won’t notice the tariff taxes he voted for that helped jack up the price of bacon, bread, and electricity. He doesn’t need to lower costs, just lower expectations.